Marcel Lucont (AKA
Alexis Dubus) is France's premier misanthropist and lover. He has also published several books including his own European travelogue -
Ménage À Cinq, his account of loose executive women of London -
Whores D'Oeuvre' and his L.A. travelogue:
Diagnosis: Merde.
You can catch Marcel at Belushi's bar in Borough most of the time where he hosts the sketch comedy night Falling Down With Laughter.