Chrissy Maranello

“I was listening to Pete Tong tapes when I was 11, so it’s no surprise why I love house music so much, it’s always been a big part of my life."

It's the type of man who makes statements like this that takes our country to unnecessary and illegal wars.

Oh, and loves to party with beautiful topless chicks in Ibiza while we steep in our jealousy, wishing we weren't listening to Phil Collins as eleven year olds.

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