Erskine

Some say he was raised by a bear and a panther in the depths of an Indian jungle.

Others believe he was sent back in time to assassinate the mother of the man who would lead the humans to victory over the machines.

And us? What's our angle? The theory doing the rounds is one so terrifying, one of such an explosive nature that it makes a neutron bomb look like a sherbet fountain. The exposure of his identity would change the way we live forever.

So for the sake of humanity, we're not saying a thing.

Except that he's ginger.

And prefers a click to a beat.