Master Shortie
No offence but when they were giving out badboy rap star names Master Shortie (Theo Kerlin) must have been in the loo. Dizzee Rascal is the best, Shortee Blitz is a good one, Kid Cudi and Moodymann are both creditable efforts but Master shortie sounds like a Napoleonic hobbit.
Oh, you want to know about the music? Well, it's actually very good. UK hip hop crossover grime, with a Daft Punk via A Trak inflected synthesiser bounce that makes everything feel like a good summery house party. And tongue-in-cheek lyrics about London and living the high life iwth gold chains and trainers. It's entirely suitable for the radio, the mobile phone on the top deck of a bus, or the park. You might notbe listening to it in 10 years time but by then Theo will be Professor Kerlin and appearing in Celebrity Big Brother 21.
Oh, you want to know about the music? Well, it's actually very good. UK hip hop crossover grime, with a Daft Punk via A Trak inflected synthesiser bounce that makes everything feel like a good summery house party. And tongue-in-cheek lyrics about London and living the high life iwth gold chains and trainers. It's entirely suitable for the radio, the mobile phone on the top deck of a bus, or the park. You might notbe listening to it in 10 years time but by then Theo will be Professor Kerlin and appearing in Celebrity Big Brother 21.
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