Your Niece

Who's that on the decks?

It's Your Niece mate.

What?

Yeh, Your Niece.

I doubt you knew that Your Niece was a filth-monger, a beat-slag, a glitchy, massive fucking disgrace to acceptable levels of decorum.

He's better known for his own post-rock productions under his other moniker The Ends, but as a DJ Your Niece deals in high-end turbo-crunk. Slamming, damning, searing laser-filth.

The term 'mash up' is bandied around by every Tom Dick and Harry music journo. Your Niece is mash, he mashes things so hard you may as well be made of potato. He'll mash you without you even knowing it.

One of the first UK DJs to bring the sound of glitch-hop that's been cooking in California, he splices it with dubstep, techno, electro and drum 'n' bass and operates a strict 'whatever's rinsing' policy.

It's the Glitch Mob meeting Beyonce in a less salubrious part of town and fucking her from behind while the whole of Ed Banger dance to her moans. 

He's been popping up all over the place recently, from underground London clubs to Bournemouth mansions to the best of the UK summer festivals.

To be blunt with you all, he's the absolute tits. His name is Rhys Clarke and when he's behind the decks, everyone is dancing. There's no better man for the job. I'm deadly serious.

Your Niece - Headshot Masterclass by Your Niece />

You can check out other mixes by Your Niece here.

Read a review of Your Niece destroying the Tower of Babel at Secret Garden Party 2009 here.

Upcoming Events

Love Filth Thursdays

Love Filth Thursdays

Thursday, 24 May ( 8:00PM) @ Bar Vinyl
Each and every Thursday at Camden gem Bar Vinyl, you'll find a dancefloor getting get deep, down and dirty at Love Filth.From electro to dubstep via glitch hop, jungle, old skool garage and breaks, this ...
Love Filth Thursdays

Love Filth Thursdays

Thursday, 31 May ( 8:00PM) @ Bar Vinyl
Each and every Thursday at Camden gem Bar Vinyl, you'll find a dancefloor getting get deep, down and dirty at Love Filth.From electro to dubstep via glitch hop, jungle, old skool garage and breaks, this ...
Animal Control and Telltails Present: The Queen's Jubillegal

Animal Control and Telltails Present: The Queen's Jubillegal

Saturday, 02 Jun (11:00AM) @ Secret Location
Why should the Queen CONSISTENTLY have all the fun?She shouldn't. At least that's what Animal Control believe.Welcome to 'The Queen's Jubillegal' everybody. East London's only EVERYBODY GET INVOLVED f...

Comments

Siwbox Friday, 29 May
Your Niece bum drops entire dance floors and rushes on our souls. YES. Cant wait.
joshyikes Saturday, 20 February
YOUR NIECE's latest mix here: http://soundcloud.com/zshed/z-shed-mixtape-07-your-niece-smells-of-hammers