4.41 AM May 13th "Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone" from Sarah Silverman
10.21 AM May 11th "Hey super loud motorcycle man. I don't know who hurt u when u were tiny but ur giving me a heart attack" from Sarah Silverman
4.10 AM May 11th "Snip out the crotch of your tight & let your vagina breathe, Sweetie." from Sarah Silverman
12.16 AM May 11th "Wait -so Obama felt 'rushed' into supporting gay rights? yuck. I can't wait for @CoryBooker to be president" from Sarah Silverman