Milton Jones

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Milton Jones

Friday, 14 May 2010 - Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Udderbelly, South Bank, Southbank, SE1 8XX

Comedy: , Stand Up

How Much: £17.50 (Entry)
You might know him as the weird bloke with the loud shirts from Mock the Week, but the king of daft one-liners Milton Jones is also a a prolific performer on the live circuit. 

This show explains why Jones would make the best Mayor of London. He also tackles obesity by making the doors to chip shops really narrow and give the police special powers - like flying and turning into insects.
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