The Chap Olympiad

Ah splendid, 'tis time once more for the Chap Olympiad. "Polish the Oxfords, Fonzworth, and press the flannels. It's time for a challenge - Chap-style."

Yes, for one afternoon only, Bedford Square Gardens is overrun with elaborately moustachioed fellows in Harris tweed and heavy Tricker's brogues. Bounders and cads and gentlefolk of all persuasions will compete for louche glory in a number of hotly contested events.

There's cucumber sandwich discus, moustache wrestling ("have at you, sir!"), Necktie Kwon-Do, umbrella jousting and a Martini knockout relay. I say there.

Pack your bespoke shooting stick, some quails' eggs and your finest sporting monocle, and show them all a jolly good what for.

Wizard!