What is happening to old-man pubs in London? Where are they all going? Mostly the way of the White Horse in Brixton, which has turned into an identikit DJ bar, albeit one with a jaunty South London crowd.

You know the drill by now, tight jeans on, fringe swept, and head down for a healthy intake of lager and DJs blasting out some old-beat, disco, breaks with a few ‘ironic’ tunes thrown in for effect.

Yeah, you’ve seen it before, but at least the clientèle don't spend the whole night staring at you like most places in Hoxton.