Self proclaimed busiest bar in South London, the Two Brewers is really fun if you're mad into disco cheese, or steadfastly determined to have a good night no matter what the cost.

Basically like the bar at the Butlins in Minehead minus the dude in the bear suit, the music never really strays from funky house and the atmosphere dictates that you'll meet Tracy from accounts and lots of guys wearing Ben Sherman shirts.

Then again, it beats a cheese toasty at home.