Despite its situation on the desolate peninsula of north Greenwich, every effort has been made to make That Club as welcoming as clubs come.

Aside from the comfortable interior, its real strength is the huge, heated terrace that lovers of both cigarettes and mock-Ibiza moments will no doubt appreciate.

The club operates a strict over-21s policy and a smart-casual dress-code not allowing hats, or any sports wear apart from clean converse and plimsoles.