Brand spanking new club Cube is nestled below the Tabernacle in its basement. Reasons Cube is bloody good news can be bulleted in a pleasingly organised manner like so:

It's always free.

The dancefloor lights up like it did at Studio 54.

Fridays are hosted by the cream of London's lady DJs. Let's hear it for the girls.

Saturdays are hosted by Crispin Dior and Ben Rymer. This means disco, cutting edge beats and dancing people.

The schedule includes appearances from Andy Blake (King of Dissident) Severino (Horse Meat extraordinaire), Pilooski and Serge Santiago.

Hell yeah.