Huge, cheesy club with upmarket décor and prices, spread over 3 floors at number 1, Leicester Square. For a short time Sound was very good indeed but now it is a bit of a hell hole, full of bemused tourists wondering why we Brits like r’n’b and cheese so much, and whether it is a national tradition to pay a days wages for a drink and a plate of warmed over M&S nibbles.

Um, there really is no reason to go here even if you find yourself outside the door, in need of a drink, with a million quid in your current account. You can still do much, much better.