With its tiny 100-person capacity and abundant, plush sofas Bureau could be the most upmarket of house parties.  Unlike your regular house party you'll need more than a bottle of something throat-stripping to guarantee entry - only membership or accompanying a member will do.  It is also sneakily tucked away so prepare to be persistent in your explorations. 

The Bureau is as personal as the capacity would suggest. One of the most unique perks of membership is having your favourite tracks stored on the member's card which is swiped upon entry.  These are then played later in the evening so you can bend the entire dancefloor to your will.  A definite winner, if only you could manage to beg/borrow/steal your way onto that membership list.