A tribute to David Collin’s maximalist design style (don’t worry, I feel equally out in the cold already) with a heavy dose of monochrome, Kabaret’s Prophecy is to moneyed designers what Heathrow is to plane spotters. Heaven.

Its 'wall of light', something that has to be seen to be believed, accompanied by the odd painting by conceptual cartoonist of the moment, Jamie Hewlett, makes the place really quite special. But please, watch out for drinks prices; pricey would be an understatement.

For most of our readers, this place is best enjoyed when someone else is footing the bill. Luckily, Kabaret's often plays host to industry parties with a free bar, so you might be able to blag in. Otherwise, it's strictly a place to head for a couple of impressively made, highly priced cocktails before something else.