In a city as morally bankrupt as London money can win you access anywhere. Yes, money talks, and thanks to Edge, you don’t need to have a yacht in the Maldives to experience feelings usually reserved for the those who make Bruce Wayne look poverty stricken. They have… a Bat Cave. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I repeat, a Bat Cave.

Unfortunately the venue is in Tower Hamlets, so not only has the hi-tech computer system been long stolen, but the Batmobile’s been put on bricks out the back. And no, you can’t see it. If you’re not having a private party at the Edge, all of these minor details are unlikely to concern you, so sit back and enjoy some trendy house in one of the slicker venues this side of the city.