Treat yours-elf to goodies galore with Spoonfed. And apologies for the woeful pun...
Christmas – they say it's all about the giving. But for us it's mainly about the receiving. So we've compiled a wee gift guide which is not so much about ideas for presents to give to others, but about putting together a list of the stuff that we really, really, really want. We reckon we've been pretty well behaved this year, and with things ranging from under £10 to several grand, we're just hoping Santa's feeling flush. Otherwise it's gonna be a grumpy Spoonfed office come Christmas morning...
| Stack Magazines £58 per year Such a cool idea! A different magazine delivered to the door every month.  |
Leica Camera £5,395 No question, this is the snazziest camera in town.  |
Custard Cream Footstool £95 Yes, it's a custard cream footstool: Whoever came up with this is a genius.  |
MyFarm £30 Ever wanted to know what it's like to be a farmer? Now's your chance...  |
Lily Blanche jewellery £185 Cute! A sterling silver pendant that holds 6 photographs secretly inside.  |
East India Company hamper £3,500 The greatest, most ostentatious hamper in the world? Err, chuh!  |
Thornbridge beers From £26 for 12 Delicious craft beers, with unusually complex flavours.  |
Knight collar £244 Yet another delightfully quirky piece from the wonderful folks at Cabinet  |
Orient Express ticket £600 Travel like the Edwardian era never ended. The war? It'll never happen...  |
Personalised erotic novel £24.85 Hilarious, and a bit weird: One for all you randy narcissists out there.  |
Baume et Mercier watch £12,990 Chic and glitzily understated, this Swiss-made timepiece is really rather beautiful.  |
Doggy! £13.99 Woof! Check this out, it's barking. Barking? Oh never mind.  |
Books £10; £9.99 A Twitter Year is ideal for new media types like us, whilst How to Drink at Christmas is ideal for drunks, err like us.  |
Penny Farthing £499 Hi, my name's Inigo and I ♥ East London, but not as much as I ♥ my zany new bike!  |
Booze! £23.50; £100; £29.95 Damson vodka from Sipsmiths; Shackleton's favourite tipple; and medieval-style Russian vodka.  |
Eco Home From £32,500 Own a share of a super-cool new eco development down in Cornwall. Stunning.  |
Anna Curtis wallpaper £50 per metre Sumptuous wallpaper from hotly tipped artist/designer Anna Curtis  |
Board Game £18.99 Horse racing + cheating = brilliant! Granny won't stand a chance...  |
Buffet Plate £79 We all like a buffet, and this Villeroy & Bosch Uzbek-inspired buffet plate is beautiful.  |
Brew your own £64.99 Bored of crap beer in overpriced pubs? Well brew your own then, if you think you're smart enough!  |
Opera costumes! From £1,000 Strange, but also cool: miniature versions of your favourite opera costumes.  |
Chilli Sauce From £1.99 From pleasantly potent to terrifyingly spicy, Hot Headz has a chilli sauce for every occasion.  |
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